: what's your name darling?susan
: my name is susan boyle.simon
: how old are you susan?susan
: i'm 47.
: okay, what's the dream?susan
: i'm trying to be a professional singer.simon
: and why hasn't it worked out so far susan?susan
: i've never been given a chance before but here's hoping it'll change.simon
: and who would you like to be as successful as?susan
: elaine page.
*more crowds jeering*piers
: what are you gonna sing tonight?susan
: i'm gonna sing, i dreamed a dream from les miserables.susan
: i dreamed a dream in time gone by...
*large crowds cheers*
*the rest is epic*