les miserables.

Published Saturday, April 18, 2009 by jovi | E-mail this post

simon : what's your name darling?

susan : my name is susan boyle.

simon : how old are you susan?

susan : i'm 47.

*crowds jeering*

simon : okay, what's the dream?

susan : i'm trying to be a professional singer.

simon : and why hasn't it worked out so far susan?

susan : i've never been given a chance before but here's hoping it'll change.

simon : and who would you like to be as successful as?

susan : elaine page.

*more crowds jeering*

piers : what are you gonna sing tonight?

susan : i'm gonna sing, i dreamed a dream from les miserables.

susan : i dreamed a dream in time gone by...

*large crowds cheers*

*the rest is epic*

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