die for me.kill for you.
Published Tuesday, April 07, 2009 by jovi | E-mail this post
spot the not !husband
: darling, do you remember what day is it tomorrow?wife
: of course, it's your birthday ! how could i forget?husband
: oh, you remembered despite how busy you were. wife
: yup, what do you want dear?husband
: hmmm.. i want something shiny which goes from 0-150 in 3 secs.wife
: oh i know exactly what you want. you cheeky cheeky ! =Dnext day
wife : happy birthday dear ! muacks ! here's your present !
husband : a weighing scale ?!?!?!?!