die for me.kill for you.
Published Tuesday, April 07, 2009 by jovi | E-mail this post
spot the not !husband : darling, do you remember what day is it tomorrow?
wife : of course, it's your birthday ! how could i forget?
husband : oh, you remembered despite how busy you were.
wife : yup, what do you want dear?
husband : hmmm.. i want something shiny which goes from 0-150 in 3 secs.
wife : oh i know exactly what you want. you cheeky cheeky ! =D
next day
wife : happy birthday dear ! muacks ! here's your present !
husband : a weighing scale ?!?!?!?!
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