0 comments Published Tuesday, March 31, 2009 by jovi.

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ring. ring. ring.

*click*

30 secs

voice on phone : good evening , this is MazelTov Corps.
   how may i be of your assistance today?

mr. benny lava : hello, is maggie there?

voice on phone : are you looking for ms. maggie may?

mr. benny lava : yes please.

voice on phone : i'm sorry but she quit her deskjob a week ago.
   i am her new replacement.
   may i know who is on the line and how may i help you?

20 secs

mr. benny lava : i'm actually in a gameshow right now,
   and i need an answer for this question.

   Memories are
   a ) erased
   b ) replaced

   i kinda figured it out myself already but what's your take on it?

voice on phone : well, i would choose to cherish my memories.

mr. benny lava : uhh..that's a good one, i would too.
   if only it was great? *snickers*
   thank you.

voice on phone : no problem, thanks for calli...

10 secs

mr. benny lava : wait hold on, what's your name?

voice on phone : iris. iris woolrich.

mr. benny lava : that's a very beautiful name you've got there.
   thank you very much.
   and have a pleasant evening.

voice on phone : you too. thank you for calling MazelTov Corps.
   and all the best in your gameshow.

*click*

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gobsmacked.

0 comments Published Monday, March 30, 2009 by jovi.

host : this is your $1,000,000 dollar question, mr. benny lava.
   and you have two lifelines left.

   Memories are
   a) erased
   b) replaced
   c) created
   d) destroyed

mr. benny lava : i would like to use a lifeline, 50/50.

host : alright, this leaves you down to two choices
   a) erased
   b) replaced

mr. benny lava : i would like to call a friend...