jagged little pill
Published Saturday, June 13, 2009 by jovi.
you live you learn.
you love you learn.
you cry you learn.
you lose you learn.
you bleed you learn.
you scream you learn.
you learn - alanis morissette
you lose you learn.
you bleed you learn.
you scream you learn.
you learn - alanis morissette
i'm a weirdo.
Published Saturday, May 16, 2009 by jovi.
i don't care if it hurts.
i wanna have control.
i want a perfect body.
i want a perfect soul.
i want you to notice.
when i'm not around.
i'm sick of being tired.
i'm tired of being sick.
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da ba dee da ba die.
Published Saturday, May 09, 2009 by jovi.
please stop coming into my dreams
and telling me you love me
and you only want to be with me
and only me
cause in truth its not the truth.
and honestly, it fucking hurts.
yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy
who lives in a blue world
and all day and all night
and everything he sees is just blue
like him inside and outside.
blue his house.
with the blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him
and his self and everyone around
cause he ain't got nobody to listen to.
i'm blue
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
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i'm blue
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
i've OD'd and i've died.
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parallax movement.
Published Friday, May 08, 2009 by jovi.
just like sunny days that we ignore
because we're dumb and jaded.
and i hope to god i figure out what's wrong.
photosensitive epilepsy.
Published Thursday, May 07, 2009 by jovi.
photosensitive epilepsy is a form of epilepsy in which seizures are triggered by visual stimuli that forms patterns in time or space such as flashing lights, bold, regular patterns or regular moving patterns.
eg.
he sees a flashing red light on an ambulance.
it's 9.45 pm.
he stares at the light.
he feels a weird sensation or an "aura".
he goes into a seizure.
after a second or two.
he looks at his watch.
it's 10.30 pm.
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floaters.
Published Wednesday, May 06, 2009 by jovi.
Floaters.
Floaters are deposits in the eye's vitreous humour.
Floaters are visible because of the shadow they casts on the retina.
More commonly known as myodesopsia.
They appear like worms, or loose strands in your field of view.
They are transparent.
They tend to follow your movement of the eye.
As though the floaters are "swimming" in your eye.
This is very apparent in old patients or high myopic patients.
High myopic means high-powered short-sighted patients.
Floaters are due to the degeneration of the retina.
When the eyeball elongates, the retina is stretched.
Thus causing the retina to detach in small amounts.
Floaters generally does not cause any harm at all.
Although it might interfere with the field of view.
If floaters are diagnosed, there are no need for concern.
Refer to your optometrist when you see a sudden increase in floaters.
This is very likely to be retinal detachment.
In which the retina "peels away" from the eye.
This could lead to loss of vision.
Or blindness.
It is a medical emergency.
floaters..
take me away (acoustic).
Published Tuesday, May 05, 2009 by jovi.
Q : what do you call a deer with no eye?
A : No i-dea
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i hope you choke and die.
Published Saturday, April 25, 2009 by jovi.
and is that what you call tact?
you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.
so, is that what you call a getaway?
well tell me what you got away with.
cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish.
i've seen more guts in eleven year olds.
have another drink and drive yourself home.
i hope there's ice on all the roads.
and you can think of me when you forgot your seatbelt.
and again when your head goes through the windshield.
seventy times seven - brand new
you terrybly despise me.
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knock knock.
Published Sunday, April 19, 2009 by jovi.
me : knock knock !
sis : who's there?
me : babi.
sis : babi who?
me : babi Q !
*laughters*
me : knock knock !
sis : who's there?
me : mos.
sis : mos who?
me : mosQUITO !!
*more laughters*
me : who's there?
sis : knock knock
me : *stares at sis*
sis : *stares at me*
*rolling on floor laughing*
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les miserables.
Published Saturday, April 18, 2009 by jovi.
simon : what's your name darling?
susan : my name is susan boyle.
simon : how old are you susan?
susan : i'm 47.
*crowds jeering*
simon : okay, what's the dream?
susan : i'm trying to be a professional singer.
simon : and why hasn't it worked out so far susan?
susan : i've never been given a chance before but here's hoping it'll change.
simon : and who would you like to be as successful as?
susan : elaine page.
*more crowds jeering*
piers : what are you gonna sing tonight?
susan : i'm gonna sing, i dreamed a dream from les miserables.
susan : i dreamed a dream in time gone by...
*large crowds cheers*
*the rest is epic*
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ring.waterfall.dragon.
Published by jovi.
your love's like one last cigarette.
i will savor it.
take it in and hold your breathe.
hope it never ends.
but when it's gone, it's gone.
one last cigarette.
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my sweetest friend.
Published Friday, April 17, 2009 by jovi.
i hurt myself today.
to see if i still feel.
i focus on the pain.
the only thing that's real.
"he's the north star - imperfect but always honest"
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happy ghost.
Published Wednesday, April 15, 2009 by jovi.
wife cooking in kitchen and husband walks in.
husband : honey, can you tell me how you cook all these?
wife : oh sweetie, that's a suprise ! why'd you want to know?
husband : so i won't have to make the same mistakes. =D
wife : *slaps*
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13 union.
Published Tuesday, April 14, 2009 by jovi.
wife reading magazine while husband is watching tv.
wife : hey dear, it says here, the amount of words women use a day is 30,000.
compared to a man's 15,000.
husband : ...
wife : it states that it's because we have to repeat everything to men.
husband : what'd you say?
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alice in wunderland.
Published Monday, April 13, 2009 by jovi.
witness and lawyer in a court.
lawyer : have you ever been married ?!
witness : yes i have.
lawyer : how many times?!
witness : once.
lawyer : and to whom?!
witness : to a woman.
lawyer : of course you married a woman.
did you hear of anyone marrying a man?!? *laughter*
*jury laughter*
witness : yes. my sister.
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yes i'm the great pretender.
Published Sunday, April 12, 2009 by jovi.
husband and wife dressing up for dinner.
wife : darling, do you think this dress makes my butt look big?
husband : nah
wife : you sure?
husband : yea, at least not as big as yesterday's.
wife : *slaps*
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oh carol !
Published Saturday, April 11, 2009 by jovi.
wife and husband at a restaurant.
waiter : sir, what would you like to have?
husband : i'll have the steak bloody, medium rare please.
waiter : aren't you worried about the mad cow sir?
husband : nah, she can order for herself.
wife : *slaps*
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c/d ratio.
Published Friday, April 10, 2009 by jovi.
husband watching tv
wife : so darling what's on tv?
husband : dust.
wife : *slaps*
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j mpwf zpv.
Published Thursday, April 09, 2009 by jovi.
wife standing infront of mirror.
wife : honey, i think i look old, fat and ugly ! =\
husband : huh?
wife : i'm depressed, compliment me please.
husband : well, your eyesight's damn near perfect. =D
wife : *slaps*
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